Ok so I had this weird dream that probably came from watching Americas Suitehearts a million times, but I wont say for sure.
I was happily dreaming about some concert or whatever, but then I was suddenly in this long dark hallway with a light at the end. Naturally, I start walking towards the light (Im not surprised because my dreams twist and turn like that anyway.) and as I get closer I notice a sign pointing up a set of stairs that says: Hollywood Land. Every brain cell I have is screaming at me to turn around and walk back, but stupid me just HAS to go check it out. So, I start up the steps. But then the light is blocked by something. I hear whoever it is say, Go back, for this place will change you.
I say, Who are you and what is Hollywood Land?
I am Mr. Sandman. As for your other question, it is a nightmare.
Mr. Sandman? Like in Americas Suitehearts? I am utterly confused and dumbfounded.
You know of our origin? Come here. Let me see you. I dont know what else to do so I continue up the steps. As soon as he sees me in the light he seizes me in a hug and carries me off to who knows where. Benzedrine! I thought you were gone for good. What happened?
What? If possible I am even more confused now than I was a few minutes ago. He motions towards my clothing. I look down and find that I am wearing the same costume Patrick does in the video. Dr. Benzedrine. DR. BENZEDRINE!!! No. No. No. No. No. No. No. NO! I am not Dr. Benzedrine and I swear to GOD that I am getting out of here right now!
That was about the time I woke up, but that wasnt the freaky part. Now all this I just told you was a dream. A DREAM. So, please tell me how it is that when I went in my closet to find something to wear that I was stared back at by a bright yellow Dr. Benzedrine costume. PLEASE. Am I going crazy or is this Hollywood Land bullshit